To the tune of "Three Little Maids from School" from Gilbert & Sullivan's 'The Mikado'
Filked by Sophie

Sung by Rabé, Eirtaé and Sabé:

Three little handmaidens are we,
Stuck on a ship near the Dune Sea,
Landed by chance on Tatooine,
Three little handmaidens.

Escaping the heat from the double sun
Each has a blaster set for stun
Locked in the back with Young Obi-Wan
Three little handmaidens

Three little maids from the Theed Palace
Saved by the master and apprentice
End up on screen in The Phantom Menace
Three little handmaidens.
Three little handmaidens.

Disguised as the queen is the maid Sabé.
Attending her always is Eirtaé.
Facade is completed with the third, Rabé.
Three little handmaidens.

When Padmé is gone, her clothes I'll wear.
She's out on the planet, stuck elsewhere.
We'll pluck Master Qui-Gon from mid-air.
Three little handmaidens.

Chorus:
Three little handmaidens.
Three little maids from the Theed Palace
Saved by the master and apprentice
End up on screen in The Phantom Menace
Three little handmaidens.
Three little handmaidens.