Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Ch'hala Tree

To the tune of "Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Ol' Oak Tree" by Tony Orlando and Dawn
Filked by Kelly

I'm coing back
Out of the Maw
'Cause I've heard there is a new Galactic Law
If you've seen my Sun Crusher
Or the Death Star we made here
This is what you do
If you're trembling with fear...
If you're trembling with fear...

Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the Ch'hala tree
It's been a long decade
Do you still fear me?
If I don't see a yellow ribbon 'round the Ch'hala tree
I'll crush your world
'Cause I'm the girl
Who was Tarkin's lover, you see!
If I don't find a yellow ribbon 'round, 'round the Ch'hala tree

The Emp'ror was a sexist swine
But I got my rank kissing Tarkin's behind
I'd never have made Admiral
With my tactical skill
But with some super weapons, I
Think I can make the kill...
Think I can make the kill...

Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the Ch'hala tree
It's been a long decade
Do you still fear me?
If I don't see a yellow ribbon 'round the Ch'hala tree
I'll crush your world
'Cause I'm the girl
Who was Tarkin's lover, you see!
If I don't find a yellow ribbon 'round, 'round the Ch'hala tree

POSTED 08.23.2005 / KEYWORDS: Expanded Universe , Kelly