To the tune of the same name from All in the Family
Filked by Echo
(Mara has a heart-to-heart with the ghost of the Emperor and a piano)
Boy, the havoc that I played-
All the Jedi Vader slayed-
Folks like us we had it made. Those were the days.
And you knew who you were then!
I was the Emperor and you were my HAND!
Mister, we could use a Moff like Governor Tarkin again!
Didn't need no conscript state-
Every Wookiee pulled his weight-
Gee, that old Death Star ran great. Those were the DAYS!!!