JadeCon (10 Years)

To the tune of ďBreathe (2 AM)Ē by Anna Nalick
Filked by Kelly

2 AM and Iím still in the Darksider Suite,
Iíll be lucky if I get three hours of sleep
Must be August, i-itís the Ge-enCon season

Yeah we walk through the Hyatt to the squeals of hello
ĎCause we havínít seen each other since one year ago
Fellow geeks, weíre all here for the very same reason

ĎCause our re-al life friends, they donít get the fan thi-ing
From Star Wars to X-Files to Lord of the Ri-ings
No one can wait for the ci-i-tadel,
But in the meantime we have

JadeCon, JadeCon
JadeCon, JadeCon

It all startíd in Chicago in ni-ine-ty six
Ninety Sevín, Princess Leiaís momís hotel in Vegas
Ain't been sober, since Jessaís Bar opened in DC.

Back to Vegas where Elvis hitched Mara and Luke,
Buriíd Chewbacca at GenCon then watched the Karrdes duel
Stalked James Marsters, well maybe just Kelly and H-Lynn.

ĎCause our re-al life friends, they donít get the fan thi-ing
From Star Wars to Buffy to Lord of the Ri-ings
No one can wait for the ci-i-tadel,
But in the meantime we have

JadeCon, JadeCon
JadeCon, JadeCon

There were Ta-arts and Jedi in oh-two, we said
Moved to Indy in oh-three and sha-aved Rogueís head
Got smoked outtí the park at the Galactic Games and
broke Aaron while skating on iceÖ

2 AM and Iím still awake writing this filk
Gotta see if thereís just one more joke I can milk from
Pineapples or 12 inch dolls in kilts and boas

And I feel like Iím home when Iím here with this crowd
In Club Jade youíre with family laughing out loud
Canít believe itís been ten years of Mara and mayhem

'Cause our re-al life friends, they donít get the fan thi-ing
From Star Wars to Pirates to Lord of the Ri-ings
No one can wait for the ci-i-tadel,
Sing it if you understand

JadeCon, JadeCon
JadeCon, JadeCon
JadeCon, JadeCon
JadeCon, JadeCon

POSTED 08.15.2006 / KEYWORDS: Kelly