Big Buns

I'm dating myself with this one. If you didn't see ESB in the theatre you may not remember this song. Thanks to Jessa and Kelly for the betas.

To the tune of "Big Balls" by AC/DC
Posted by Yav

Well I'm rather upper class high society
Force gift to Alderi nobility
And I always fill my blaster
The rebellion never small
The holonet say I've got
The biggest buns of all

I've got big buns
I've got big buns
They're such big buns
And they're pretty big buns
Cinnamon big buns
Cinnamon big buns
But I've got the biggest buns of them all

And my buns are never bouncing
My blaster always full
And everybody runs and runs again
If your name is on my hit list
No one can blast you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great blaster fire

I've got big buns
I've got big buns
They're such big buns
And they're pretty big buns
Cinnamon big buns
Cinnamon big buns
But I've got the biggest buns of them all

Some say they look like pastries
Donít match my fancy dress
But when Iím under pressure
They're the hairstyle I like best
My buns are never bouncing
One on left and one on right
It's my belief that my big buns
Should be in every fight

(oh) I've got big buns
Chewieís got big buns
Vaderís got big buns
And Jabbaís got big buns
Tarkinís got big buns
Greedoís got big buns
But I've got the biggest buns of them all

(oh I've got big buns, I've got big buns...)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh I am such a rebel scum
Cinímon pastry, gel, hairpins... (but I've got the biggest buns of them all)

POSTED 11.03.2006 / KEYWORDS: Princess Leia Contest , Yav