To the tune of "I Wanna Know What Love Is" by Foreigner.
Posted by The Infinite Force

She showed up in a disguise
Threatened me with a detonator
But then I had a sweet surprise
She's the hot child of Darth Vader

Now I got a feeling so sublime
Could it be some indigestion
No it's my genitles this time
I forgot I even had them

In my life there's been dancers galore
But this girl here isn't no whore
Can't give her Han, but I'll give her my love
She must be from heaven above

I wanna know who Leia is
Her love I'll pursue it
Got a question for Threepio
Can Hutts and girls do it

Now I've got her all dressed up
In a shiny golden costume
We played some tonsil hockey
Then I threw her brother to his doom

In my life Leia's a wonderful gift
Wouldn't trade her for the whole Cron Dift
She even thinks my cooking is great
My sweet Princess, let's conjugate

I wanna know who Leia is
Her love I'll pursue it
Got a question for Threepio
Can Hutts and girls do it

Took her on my barge today
Leia thought my ride was pimp
Gonna make Skywalker pay
Because he called me a fat blimp

Everything was going good
Had my woman at my side
But then she pulled upon her chain
And I keeled over and died

In my life I've had gambling and vice
But out of them all, only Leia was nice
How could you tell me our love was a lie
Maybe it's for the best I died

I got to know who Leia is
Her love I pursued it
At least I found out firsthand
Hutts and girls can do it