to the tune of "Layla" by Eric Clapton (whichever version you prefer)
posted by Sunnyskywalker

What'll you do when you get lonely
And nobody's waiting by your side?
You've been regal and haughty much too long.
You know it's just your foolish pride.

Leia, you've got me on my knees.
Leia, I'm begging, worship please.
Leia, sweetheart won't you kiss your scoundrel now.

I flew you out of Echo Base
When your Rebellion had let you down.
Like a fool, I fell in love with you,
Turned my galaxy upside down.

(Refrain)

Let's make the best of the situation
Before I leave to pay my debt.
Please don't say we'll never find a way
I may just be a nice man yet.