To the Tune of "The Sesame Street Theme"
Filked by Jeff Suess

Sunnydale
Ev'ryone's kinda pale
One female is all that vampires fear
Can you tell me how to get
How to get the hell out of here?

Come and slay
Apocalypse ev'ry May
Fiendish demons make
Us disappear
Can you tell me how to get
How to get the hell out of here?

Sunnydale
Puttin' my house for sale
Gonna bail because the end is near
Can you tell me how to get
How to get the hell out of here?
How to get the hell out of here?