To the tune of "Nature Trail to Hell" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Filked by Grand Admiral Sean

Coming September to a Walden Books near you,
The most horrifying Star Wars of the age.
There're these genocidal aliens who finds a research group,
And they hack up two or three on every page!

Please don't reveal the secret plot points to your friends.
Don't spoil the big surprise.
They won't believe their eyes when they read

Galaxy gone to Hell,
Galaxy gone to Hell,
Galaxy gone to Hell,
N.J.O.

Galaxy gone to Hell,
Galaxy gone to Hell,
Galaxy gone to Hell,
N.J.O.

See mutilated Vong come for you in your sleep
See that bloody amphistaff spit right at you.
No, you'll never see horrible events like these again,
Till you read "New Jedi Order - Volume 2!"

Have children read along, it's good clean family fun!
Watch our favorite heroes lose,
You will never, ever snooze, when you read

Galaxy gone to Hell,
Galaxy gone to Hell,
Galaxy gone to Hell,
N.J.O.

(swollip sesu ronA moN)

Galaxy gone to Hell,
Galaxy gone to Hell,
Galaxy gone to Hell,
N.J.O.

Galaxy gone to Hell,
Galaxy gone to Hell,
Galaxy gone to Hell, na-na-na-na-na!

Galaxy gone to Hell, Can't get away from the
Galaxy gone to Hell, There's no escape from the
Galaxy gone to Hell,
N.J.O!