To the tune of "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones
Filked by Trina

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
I'm gonna see lightsabers
Twirling around
blue and red glow
I'm gonna see lightsabers
Just find me in the theater
my tickets are all paid
Hurry hurry hurry before I miss Club Jade
I can't avoid the spoilers
I can't shut down the page
Oh no oh no oh oh

[Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
I'm gonna see lightsabers
Twirling around
blue and red glow
I'm gonna see lightsabers]

Just get me the bartender
And pour me something strong
Hurry hurry hurry before it goes all wrong
I can't complete my lyrics
I can't complete this song
Oh no oh no