To the tune of "Suicide Is Painless" (MASH theme) by Johnny Mandel and Mike Altman
Filked by Qui-Gon Dave

By merging with the force you'll see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for thee
you realize and you can see...

The sithly side is painless
it brings on many changes
and you can have the power if you please.

You try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now you know that it's too late, and...

The sithly side is painless
it brings on many changes
and you can have the power if you please.

The Jedi course is hard to stay
you're gunna falter anyway
the darkder side, to us you'll stray
so this is all I have to say

The sithly side is painless
it brings on many changes
and you can have the power if you please.

The only way to win is fight
so take a step from the light
and strike him down with all your might
and take his place here on my right

The sithly side is painless
it brings on many changes
and you can have the power if you please.

The seed of fear that you now sow
shall turn to anger this you know
then as it builds and starts to flow
the hate gets stronger... watch it grow...

The sithly side is painless
it brings on many changes
and you can have the power if you please.

A jedi once told you to learn
the pair of questions that now burn
'are you to turn or not to turn'
you have a lesson yet to learn

The sithly side is painless
it brings on many changes
and you may have the power if you please
and you still have the quicker path to choose.