To the tune of "Brass Monkey" by The Beastie Boys
Filked by Echo

Plasteel Gungan- that clumsy Gungan
Plasteel Gungan- gungy
That clumsy Gungan

A CGI treat that's more than real
Drink Plasteel Gungan- here's how you feel
Put your left leg down, put your right leg up
Tilt your head back- fall flat on your butt
Qui-Gon with the bottle, Amidala shakes the can
Let's all get nice with Obi-wan
We're offered Corellian, we don't mind whiskey
Wherever we go Gungan makes us frisky!
3PO drinks 3, Deeto is D
Jar Jar annoys us most definitely
I drink Plasteel Gungan and I rock well
I got a hut in Mos Espa 'n that's where I dwell

Plasteel Gungan- that clumsy Gungan
Plasteel Gungan- gungy
That clumsy Gungan

Cause I drink it underwater or in hyperspace
When I'm feeling like a Hutt I pour it on my face
Gungan tastes wizard when you serve it serve it on ice
Hey hey Panaka! It's time to get nice!
Coolin' on Naboo and gettin' kinda clumsy
Me and the Security volunteers drinkin' Plasteel Gungan
Padme walked by, gave me the eye
Thought about deep spacers and some verse I should try
I put it with the Gungan, mixed it in a cup
called over to the girl, "Yo, Angel, what's up?"
I tried to fix her ship give Jar Jar the slip
But Qui-Gon wlaked in and cut short our trip

Plasteel Gungan- that clumsy Gungan
Plasteel Gungan- gungy
That clumsy Gungan

On a battle field? Tuck your butt down
Find a booma thong and twirl it around
Give it a swing, you can do it, you get right to it
Got a blue ball of enery ta rip right through it
Got a seat in the Senate and thinkin' you're cool?
Got some baseless accusations to rob you of your rule!
I'll down Plasteel Gungan in a single gulp
And if you insult the Queen I'll beat you to a pulp
Jedi and Sith lords reelin' and a rockin'
A strange Phantom Menace got me in a trance
I sense a disturbance in the Force but can't see your advance
I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it
I love Plasteel Gungan - but I won't give Qwi it
We got the Gungan, you got the cup
C'mon, everybody let's get.....

Plasteel Gungan- that clumsy Gungan
Plasteel Gungan- gungy
That clumsy Gungan