To the tune of "TNT" by AC/DC
Filked by Red 5 as R2/D2

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi

(Senator Palpatine steps out from the shadows)

I'm an evil mastermind,
workin' from behind the scenes,
Put for all that I can get,
I want the galaxy,
Invaded my own homeworld,
Abuse all I can
Ain't got no gun
ain't got no blade
Just a perfect plan...

'Cause I'm Palpatine, I'm of Naboo,
Palpatine, Darth Sidious, too,
Palpatine, with guards of blue,
Palpatine, gonna control you!

Gonna run for Supreme Chancellor
I'm a twisted man,
Those fools think I'm a hero, but
Understand
Say later Republic,
See ya Jedi,
So long Jar Jar,
You're going bye bye,
No longer a senator,
I'm the Emperor!

'Cause I'm Palpatine, I'm of Naboo,
Palpatine, Darth Sidious, too,
Palpatine, with guards of blue,
Palpatine, gonna control you!

(Jeff with a quick guitar solo)

(That male chorus again)

He's Palpatine Oi, oi, oi
Palpatine Oi, oi, oi
Palpatine Oi, oi, oi
Palpatine Oi, oi, oi
Palpatine Oi
I'm of Naboo Oi, oi
Palpatine Oi
Darth Sidious, too,
Palpatine
With guards of blue,
Palpatine
Gonna control you!

(Another guitar riff to finish and then fade to black)