To the tune of "Like a Virgin" by Madonna
Filked by Tish

I had traveled RASSM and AOL
A lone violent femme
Didn't know how "board" I was
Until I found them

I was wired, I was tired
I was sober, thought it over
But they made me feel
Yeah, they made me feel
Funny and new

Like a Diva
Laughing for the very first time
Like a Diva
When their wit slices
Just like mine
Gonna give you all my booze, girl
Plans for sleep fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only Diva's can last

We're so fine, better than wine
Make me strong, yeah they make me bold
Oh, I'd mow you down
Yeah, I'd mow you down
For a shot a Han Solo

Like a Diva
Elitist for the very first time
Like a Diva
And they wit slices just like mine

Oooh, oooh, oooh

We'll party at the prequel
We'll produce the sequel
'Cause we can make George beg
Yeah, we can make George beg
For and Ewok fez

Like a Diva
Cynical for the very first time
Like a Diva
When their wit slices just like mine

Like a Diva, ooh, ooh
Like a Diva
Feels so good inside
When we're laughing, and we're singing, and we're dancing

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, baby
Can't you hear my sarcasm
For the very first time?