To the tune of "Men in Black" by Will Smith
Filked by JediHealer and Shelba

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Here come the Jedi in Black
it's the J.I.B.s,
Here come the J.I.B.s
Here come the Jedi in Black
Swinging their lightsabers

The good guys dress in black remember that
Just in case we're ever face to face and make contact
The title held by me, JIB
'Cause what we say you saw, you will believe
So don't blink 'cause what was there is now gone
Put the black cape with the black boots on
Walk in shadow, move in silence,
Guard against Sith Lord influence
Before now there was an Imperial list
We started off slow, but now we're back
So you'd better watch out for the Jedi in Black

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When evil comes, invading the night
We'll arrive, lightsabers burning bright
Camera zoom on the impending doom,
But then like boom, black capes fill the room up,
use your sword, when you see the dark lord
Force user, lightside abuser
Visions twisting into realities
Ain't no JIBs can I plead
Do what we say, that's the way we kick it
Hear what we say, them lightsabers be flashin at ya
We're your first, last, and only line of defense
Against the Dark Sith of the universe
So don't fear us, cheer us, if you ever get near us, don't jeer us
We're fearless JIBs cleanin' up all the crap
Who's that stand for? Jedi in Black

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All right check it, let me tell you this in closing
I know we might seem imposing, but trust me
If we ever show in your section
Believe me, it's for your own protection
'Cause we see things that you need not see
And we be places that you need not be
So go with your life, forget that Dark Force crap
Show love to the black cape, 'cause that's the Jedi in...
That's the Jedi in....

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