To the tune of "Lady Marmalade" from Moulin Rouge
Filked by PG

Jessa:
Where's all my soul Divas; Let me hear ya flow Divas

Luci:
(Simultaneous to last Diva in next line) "Ohhh"

All:
Hey Diva, go Diva, soul Diva, flow Diva
(Softer) Hey Diva, go Diva, soul Diva, go Diva.

Kelly:
Away from the farm back on old Tatooine
Waiting his turn for the trench
Han said, Hello, hey Luke
That Thing has gotta go blow, Oh!

All (Kelly picks up the tags in brackets):
Obi-Obi Yoda Qui-Gon [hey hey hey]
Obi-Obi Yoda Jinn [here here here oh]
Boba Fettacini Eenie [ooh yeah] Mother Jedi Mara Jade
Jessa [Wha Wha Wha Wha Wha Wha] [ohh]

All: (Luci picks up the first tag in almost whisper; Liz the second in echo):
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, farm boy [farm boy; farm boy]

All: (Jessa picks up the tags in brackets)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi [yeah yeah yeah yeah]

Luci:
He took on the sail barge while she got thrown out

Others (In background simultaneous to first and second lines):
[Hey Diva, go Diva, soul Diva, flow Diva]

Boy lost in that ysalymari
In her wrist blaster sight
Is where he started to think, yeah

All (Luci picks up the tags in brackets):
Obi-Obi Yoda Qui-Gon [Qui-Gon yeah]
Obi-Obi Yoda Jinn [ooh yeah] Boba Fettacini Eenie [Augh]
Jessa: (yeah yeah)
Mother Jedi Mara Jade [uh]

All (Luci picks up the first tag in almost whisper; Liz the second in echo):
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, farm boy [farm boy; farm boy] [Jessa Wha Wha]

All (Luci picks up the tag):
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi [oooh]

Jessa:
Yeah, yeah, aw they come through with more story and the characters
Let 'em know we bought that Heir, straight off the shelf
We independent women, some mistake us for geeks
I'm saying, why read some when I can read yours. (Jesture to author guest)
Disagree, well that's you and I'm sorry
I'm gonna keep taking these tales under advisement
Need consistent plots; adventure, humour, too.
Four bad ass chicks from the Club Jade List

All:
Hey Divas, soul Divas
Betta get good fic Divas

Jessa:
We buy books with hardbacks. Amazon.
By the 'net, the meaning of expensive taste
All (Jessa picks up the tags):
We wanna Obi-ObiYoda [Come on.]
Boba Fettacini [What?] Mother Jedi Mara Jade

(Liz in almost whisper):
[Bah Bah, Bah Bah,Bah Bah]
[One more time, come on now]

All (Liz picks up the tags):
Mara Jade [ooh] Jedi Mara Jade [ooh yeah]
Mara Jade [no ohh]

Liz and Luci picks up tags:
Hey, hey, hey

Jessa (quieter):
(Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh)
Touch of her hair feeling silky smooth, [oh]
Color of red and so gold, [uh] alright,
Made the Wookie beast inside
Roar until he cried

All (Luci picks up tags, spoken):
Force, [Force] Force, [Force] Force

Jessa (quieter):
(Uh Uh Uh UhUh Uh Uh)

Luci and Liz picks up tags):
Now war's back on fighting Vong to Vong [Vong to Vong]

Kelly:
Wrestling a jedi code life

Liz:
But when he turns over to sleep, memories creep

All (Luci picks up tags, spoken):
Force, [Force] Force, [Force] Force [Force]
Obi-Obi Yoda Qui-Gon [Qui-Gon] Obi-Obi Yoda Jinn [Jinn ohh-huh]

Kelly:
(uh huh) Boba Fettacini Eenie [ooh] Mother Jedi Mara Jade [Hey]

All (Luci picks up tag):
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, farm boy [farm boy]

All (Kelly picks up the tag):
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi [All my Divas, yeah]

All (Luci picks up the first tag):
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, farm boy [farm boy]

All (Kelly picks up the tag):
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi [oooh]

Jessa:
Come on, uh

PG:
Hollywood

Liz:
Oh Jedi ohh

PG:
Luc

Luci:
Jedi Mara Jade

PG:
Jessa

Jessa:
Hey, hey, uh uh uh uh uhuh uh

PG:
Kelly

Kelly:
Oh oh ohh.

Jessa:
Rockford Lady

PG:
No Way
Club Jade List

All:
Ooh Ba da ba da

PG:
PG and Yav here

All:
Mother Jedi MaraJade, ooh yeah