To the tune of "The Battle of New Orleans" by Johnny Horton
Filked by Grand Admiral Sean

In Episode One we took a little trip
Along with Viceroy Nute aboard a Trade Fed Battleship.
We took some droid starfighters and we took some droidekas
And we fought the funky Gungans near O-toh Gun-ga!

We fired our guns but the Gungans kept a'comin'
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began a'runnin'
Down the swampy lowlands to the Sacred Place they go!

We looked down the hill and we see the Gungans come
And there must've been three thousand of 'em beatin' on the drum.
They stepped so high and they made their trumpets ring
We were stored inside our MTTs; we didn't say a thing.

We fired our guns but the Gungans kept a'comin'
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began a'runnin'
Down the swampy lowlands to the Sacred Place they go!

Captain Roger said that we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire our weapons till we looked 'em in the eye
We held our fire till we could see their ears quite well,
Then we opened up with blaster fire and really gave 'em...

Well... we...

...fired our guns but the Gungans kept a'comin'
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began a'runnin'
Down the swampy lowlands to the Sacred Place they go!

Well they ran through the grass and they ran through the bushes
And they ran through places where hovertanks can't go.
They ran so fast that the STAPs couldn't catch 'em
Down the swampy lowlands to the Sacred Place they go!

We fired our cannon till the barrel melted down
So we grabbed a straggler Gungan and we prepped another round!
We stuffed a missile down his throat and paddled his behind,
and when the missle shot away the Gungan lost his mind!

We fired our guns but the Gungans kept a'comin'
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began a'runnin'
Down the swampy lowlands to the Sacred Place they go!

Well they ran through the grass and they ran through the bushes
And they ran through places where hovertanks can't go.
They ran so fast that the STAPs couldn't catch 'em
Down the swampy lowlands to the Sacred Place they go!