A Droid of Contant Sorrow

To the tune of "A Man of Constant Sorrow" by The Stanley Brothers
Filked by Red 5

[In constant sorrow all through his days]

I am a droid of constant sorrow
I'm in trouble every day
I must just be real unlucky
Wondering if ever I'll be saved
[Wondering if ever he'll be saved]

For 6 long films I'll be in trouble
No pleasure here in space I found
For on these worlds I'm bound to suffer
I have no friends to help me now
[He has no friends to help him now]

Two more films to go but not another
I never expect to do this again
Stranded on this ship, I'll just sit'n moan,
Perhaps I'll die upon this day
[Perhaps he'll die upon this day]

I just want to be safe and happy,
Torment the reason I was made?
I'm now feelin' hot and in a bother
I'm here with one foot in my grave
[He's here with one foot in his grave]

Don'tcha know that I'm in constant danger
The stress has made my head go bald
But somehow I just keep on livin'
My curse's an immortal coil.
[His curse's an immortal coil]

POSTED 08.23.2005 / KEYWORDS: Red 5