Torn Between Two Fandoms

To the tune of ďTorn Between Two LoversĒ by Mary MacGregor
Filked by Michelle


There are times when a Wanton has to say what's on her mind
Because she knows it simply is the truth
You see, it all began with this Jedi and his boots
That mischievous smile, those Jedi robes - how could I resist?
But then December brought a new film to my life
And I was so taken with Middle Earth
Now thereís a new lad, he has valor - and boots too
And now it seems Iíve also been caught up in his spell

(chorus)

Torn between two fandoms, what am I to do?
Jedi and elf - I simply cannot choose
Torn between two fandoms, what am I to do?
Loving them both, I simply cannot choose

So my dilemma, well, it should be clear to see
But then again, Iím not so sure itís all that bad
Wantons have long been able
To split their focuses
And at our Citadel, thereís lots of room for all our Boys to dwell

Torn between two fandoms, what am I to do?
Jedi and elf - I simply cannot choose
Torn between two fandoms, I know what to do
As a Wanton - I donít need to choose

Of course now I fear my condition is getting worse
ĎCause that archeologist on SG-1 has turned my head as well

Torn between these fandoms, what am I to do?
Loving all of them - I simply cannot choose
Torn between these fandoms, nothing else to do
Iím a Wanton - I donít have to choose!

POSTED 06.27.2006 / KEYWORDS: Michelle