To the tune of “She Blinded Me With Science” by Thomas Dolby
Filked by HLynn

It's factual commotion
That turns its tender lies to me
As true as any notion
Taunting scenes of Harmony
'Cause they tempted me with spoilers
"They tempted me with spoilers!"
And filled me with anxiety

When I'm reading my email
"Tempting me with spoilers - spoilers!"
I can see the spoiler space
"Tempting me with spoilers - spoilers!"
"Spoilers!"
"Spoilers!"

Mm - but it's factual commotion
That turns its tender lies to me
As true as any notion
Xander ends up a butt monkey
'Cause they tempted me with spoilers
"They tempted me with spoilers!"
I'm failing in tenacity

It's a trial of seduction
And now they're trying to entice me
The Sluts are in conniptions
When will the next episode be?
'Cause they tempted me with spoilers
"They tempted me with spoilers!"
And hit me with shirtless Spikey

I -
I don't believe it!
There they go again!
They've just posted, and I can't read anything!
All my threads and boards
And careful hopes
And antiquated notions
But! - it's factual commotion
That turns its tender lies to me
As true as their perception
As true as I want it to be
'Cause they tempted me with spoilers
"They tempted me with spoilers!"
But instead I'm staying spoiler-free!