Jedi Don't

To the tune of "Good Girls Don't" by the Knack
Filked by Lisa Stevens

Heís your Jedi Temple grade
Padawan stuff, not much of a chance
And youríre hoping that he screams
As your lightsaber slides past his defense
As your sliding out your blade
You smile and think that life is good because

Jedi donít,
Jedi donít,
They keep telling you
Jedi donít, but Sith do

And itís a dark side challenge
Every Jediís got to face
An overwhelming madness
That puts bloodlust in your veins
And sabers in their brains

Jedi donít,
Jedi donít,
They keep telling you
Jedi donít, but Sith do

The Emperor calls you on the vid, to talk about the Jedi that he hates
And he says their all alone, and Yoda wonít be coming home Ďtil late
As you silently cut them down, your head is
filled with your master saying to you

Jedi donít,
Jedi donít,
They keep telling you
Jedi donít, but Sith do

And itís a dark side madness every Sith has to embrace
An overwhelming badness that you know you have to face
When you go after Mace

Jedi donít,
Jedi donít,
They keep telling you
Jedi donít, but Sith do

Youíre alone with Mace at last
And youíre waiting til you think the timingís right
Because you heard heís pretty fast
But youíre hoping that he wonít go home tonight
As you start to make your play
Youíre startled Ďcause you hear him saying to you

Jedi donít,
Jedi donít,
Youíll hear Mace telling you
Jedi donít,
But I do, but I do, but I do

POSTED 06.27.2006 / KEYWORDS: Lisa