To the tune of "Good Girls Don't" by the Knack
Filked by Lisa Stevens

He’s your Jedi Temple grade
Padawan stuff, not much of a chance
And your’re hoping that he screams
As your lightsaber slides past his defense
As your sliding out your blade
You smile and think that life is good because

Jedi don’t,
Jedi don’t,
They keep telling you
Jedi don’t, but Sith do

And it’s a dark side challenge
Every Jedi’s got to face
An overwhelming madness
That puts bloodlust in your veins
And sabers in their brains

Jedi don’t,
Jedi don’t,
They keep telling you
Jedi don’t, but Sith do

The Emperor calls you on the vid, to talk about the Jedi that he hates
And he says their all alone, and Yoda won’t be coming home ‘til late
As you silently cut them down, your head is
filled with your master saying to you

Jedi don’t,
Jedi don’t,
They keep telling you
Jedi don’t, but Sith do

And it’s a dark side madness every Sith has to embrace
An overwhelming badness that you know you have to face
When you go after Mace

Jedi don’t,
Jedi don’t,
They keep telling you
Jedi don’t, but Sith do

You’re alone with Mace at last
And you’re waiting til you think the timing’s right
Because you heard he’s pretty fast
But you’re hoping that he won’t go home tonight
As you start to make your play
You’re startled ‘cause you hear him saying to you

Jedi don’t,
Jedi don’t,
You’ll hear Mace telling you
Jedi don’t,
But I do, but I do, but I do