To the tune of "You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You" by Dean Martin
Filked by Amy Adams

You're no Jedi till some Jedi trains you
You're no Jedi till some Jedi cares
Oh, you may possess
the Force and all its power
But that won't help you disappear
in your final hour.

Oh, the Force is still the same
It never changes
As sure as Club Jade's here to stay
You're no Jedi till some Jedi trains you
So find yourself some Jedi
Find yourself a Jedi
Find yourself some Jedi today.