To the tune of the same name by the Ben Folds Five
Filked by Echo

As sung by Lando, regarding "The Shirt:"

So you wanted
To take a break
Slow it down some
Find your "place"
Well *&^% you too
Give me my credits back
Give me my credits back
You bitch
I want my credits back
(And don't forget...to give me back my jewel-toned shirt)

Wish I hadn't bought you that fizzy pink drink
Right before you dumped me
On your ship's bridge

Give me my credits back
Give me my credits back
You bitch
I want my credits back
(And don't forget...to give me back my jewel-toned shirt)

So you wanted
To take a break
Slow it down some
Find your place...
I want my credits back
I want my credits back...
AND DON'T FORGET...