To the tune of "Rio" by Duran Duran
Filked by Grand Admiral Sean

Strutting 'cross the floor now babe you're a Wanton's paradise
Swing your blue lightsaber, oh yes that's very nice.
With a step to the left and a feint to your right
You cut the Sith Lord through the vest.
You know you were something special, yes you used to be the best!

His name is Obi Wan, he lives out on the sand
Just like a hermit out there in a dusty land.
And if he wants he will confuse you 'cause he can
Oh Obi, Obi, he just has to wave his hand.

I've seen you on the dunes, and sometimes in Mos Eisley.
One, of a million robes. This means so much to me
Like a birthday, or a spaceport view,
Because you said, "Your father saved this just for you."

His name is Obi Wan, he lives out on the sand
Just like a hermit out there in a dusty land.
And if he wants he will confuse you 'cause he can
Oh Obi, Obi, he just has to wave his hand.

Hey now (wow) look at that, did he really run you through?
At the end of Darth's drive, the troopers arrive, and you're no longer
Alive
Alive
Alive

I'll take my chance 'cause the Force is on my side
Oh tell me something, oh what were you thinking?
Oh tell me something, oh what were you thinking?

His name is Obi Wan, he lives out on the sand
Just like a hermit out there in a dusty land.
And if he wants he will confuse you 'cause he can
Oh Obi, Obi, he just has to wave his hand.
His name is Obi, you don't need to understand
I often hear his voice, why yes I really can.
Oh Obi, Obi, I just cut off Vader's hand
Because you told me I would have to make a stand!