No Sith

To the tune of "No Scrubs" by TLC
Filked by TIE Pilot and Rebecca Harris

A Sith is a guy who likes the Dark Side,
he's also known as a Dark Lord,
Always talkin''bout the size of his blade
then gets kicked in the ass

(chorus)
So no, I don't want your comlink,
no, I don't wanna give you mine and no,
I don't wanna beat you nowhere, no,
I don't want none of your time.
No, I don't want no Sith,
A Sith is a guy who can't use the Force on me,
Serving the Dark Side in his Infiltrator ride,
trying to levitate me,

No, I don't want no Sith,
A Sith is a guy who can't use the Force on me,
Serving the Dark Side in his Infiltrator ride,
trying to levitate me.
Sith looks at me, but his saber's kinda weak,
and he knows that he cannot match Obi,
Jedi's lookin' like class, Sith is lookin' like trash,
gonna get kicked in his Dark Side ass,

(chorus)

If you got an apprentice that your choking,
(Oh yes, son, I'm talkin' to you)
You live at home with your Master,
(Oh, yes, son, I'm talkin' to you)
Call a duel, and you don't show up,
(Oh yes, son, I'm talkin' to you)
I'll watch you die, fightin' some Jedi,
Oh no, I don't want no Sith
no-o, Sith, (no, no)
No-o, Sith...(no, no)
(chorus, repeat and fade)


POSTED 08.23.2005 / KEYWORDS: TIE Pilot