To the tune of "Smooth" by Santana featuring Rob Thomas
Filked by SirRogue

Yeah, you're a hot one
You grew up under Tatooine twin suns
I hear your whispers of desire
for Rebellion
But you must be cool

My new apprentice
A New Hope that the Force has sent us
You must defeat the Phantom Menace
of Palpatine's rule

And when you said
Your skills ain't good enough
I used the Force to lift you up
I'll train your mind
To reign and calm your mood
You must be smooth
For defense and for knowledge,
Control must be true
There must be no more emotion to be felt from you
You've got to maintain discipline to be so Smooth
Do or do not use the Force,
Or else forget about it

I'll tell you one thing
You're failure at the cave's a cryin' shame
Too much you took with you to that evil domain
You've got to be cool
You had a vision
Your friends at risk from Vader on Bespin
You want to rescue rushing in
Tempting your fate
But don't be a fool

And when you said
Your skills ain't good enough
I used the Force to lift you up
I'll train your mind
To reign and calm your mood
You must be smooth
For defense and for knowledge,
Control must be true
There must be no more emotion to be felt from you
You've got to maintain discipline to be so Smooth
Do or do not use the Force,
Or else forget about it

(interlude)

For defense and for knowledge,
Control must be true
There must be no more emotion to be felt from you
You've got to maintain discipline to be so Smooth
Do or do not use the Force,
Or else forget about it