Jade

To the tune of "Kate" by Ben Folds Five
Filked by Echo

She plays "yub yub" on the drums
Selonians and the Wookiees come
Gather 'round and sing the Ewok part
Oh, (sigh)! Have you got nothing to say?

When old Luke fails, she speaks
Her riposte's a masterpiece
Wlaks throguh the Senate
So the Solos can see

Oh, (sigh)! Have you got nothing to say?
And you can see the lasers
In her footsteps
Emerald eyes, rancor bites
I wanna be JADE!

Every book she wears the same thing
I think she chews spice
She's everthing I want, she's
Everything I'm not
Oh, (sigh)! Have you got nothing to say?

She never gets wet
She smiles and it's quite leathal
And she speaks, and she breathes....
I wanna be JADE!

Down by the Yavin Academy
She hands out the
Book of life's hard knocks
I read about her every couple days
I want to meet her so that
I can say..."hey," JADE!

She never gets wet
She smiles and it's quite lethal
You can see
Oh, why I
Want to be JADE!

POSTED 08.23.2005 / KEYWORDS: Echo