Imperial Girl

To the tune of "Material Girl" by Madonna
Filked by TIE Pilot

Some are scoundrels,
Some are farmboys,
They're all right by me,
But they don't have their own Death Star
So I just let them be

Some fly X-wings,
Some ride speeders,
I just want to fight,
'Cause only those who fly TIE fighters
Could be my Mr. Right

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'Cause we are living in an Imperial world
And I am an Imperial Girl
You know that we are living in an Imperial world
And I am an Imperial Girl

Boys with 'sabers,
Boys with blasters,
They're fine for a while,
Buy guys who've got those Star Destroyers,
Those are men with style!

Some lift rocks
And levitate but
But I just walk away
Only guys with Dark Side powers
Make my rainy day

CHORUS

Rebels come and rebels go
And that's all right you see,
I've raised Jedi body counts
And now they let me be!

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POSTED 08.24.2005 / KEYWORDS: Classic Trilogy , TIE Pilot