To the tune of 'I'm a Believer' by The Monkees
Filked by Red 5

I thought plot was only true in fairy tales.
Meant for someone else but not for me.
Ah, DE was out to get me,
That's the way it seemed,
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.

Then I bought that book,
Now I'm a Zahn reader,
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
They're in love,
I'm a Zahn reader,
I couldn't leave him if I tried.

I thought the whole franchise was a giving thing.
Seems the more I gave, the less I got.
What's the use in buying,
All you get is pain.
Immortal Dark Jedi became my bane.

Then I bought that book,
Now I'm a Zahn reader.
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
They're in love,
I'm a Zahn reader,
I couldn't leave him if I tried.

Ah, HE was out to get me,
Now that's the way it seemed.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.

Ah, then I bought that book,
Now I'm a Zahn reader,
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
They're in love,
Oh, I'm a Zahn reader,
I couldn't leave him if I tried.

Yes, I bought that book,
Now I'm a Zahn reader.
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
Said, I'm a Zahn reader,
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah,
Said, I'm a Zahn reader, yeah....