To the tune of the same name by John Lennon
Filked by JeffP

Imagine there's no Kevin
It's easy if you try
There'd be no lame Academy
And Jedi couldn't fly

Imagine there's not Daala
And no Kyp or Qwi

Imagine there's no Hambly
It isn't hard to do
no more boring plotlines
And no more Callie, too

Luke woundn't need to be beat up
We'd have no body snatching

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
We just want decent authors
We hope Del Rey will give us some

Imagine there's not Crispin
I wonder if you can
No drooling Hutts with tip cups
And no Bria with Han

There'd be now Leia wannabe
Bringing together worlds

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
We just want decent authors
We hope Del Rey will give us some