To the traditional tune of the same name
Filked by Nancy and Diane

Hush little baby, don't you cry
Papa is a Jedi but he won't die
Vong hunt Jedi and like his looks
But Del Rey wants to sell more books

Hush little baby, listen more
Your momma's sick, she's got a spore
She's the one who could be dead
But then Club Jade will have someone's head

Hush little baby, don't say a word
Your aunt doesn't carry a laser sword
But she's still a Jedi in some odd way
Just not to the editors at Del Rey

Hush little baby, fear no woe
There's lotsa books left in the NJO