To the tune of "Stayin' Alive" by The Bee Gees
Filked by Red 5

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a protocol unit; I just talk
The ship was loud, the desert's warm, I've been kicked around
Ever since this war.
And it's not alright, it's not okay,
I will not shut down or behave
You could try to understand
Having to be with that impossible man.

Whether it's in space or at the rebel base,
We're gonna die, we're gonna die
Why can't we be braking? This ship just keeps a-shaking!
We're gonna die, gonna die
Ah, ha, ha, ha, gonna die, gonna die
Ah, ha, ha, ha, gonna die.

My voice won't go low, it's stuck on high.
It's far too prissy for a guy.
A ticket to heaven with Artoo,
We're in the middel of nowhere, ack, we're doomed
And it's not alright, it's not okay,
I will not shut down or behave
You could try to understand
Having to be with that impossible man.

Whether it's in space or at the rebel base,
We're gonna die, we're gonna die
Why can't we be braking? This ship just keeps a-shaking!
We're gonna die, gonna die
Ah, ha, ha, ha, gonna die, gonna die
Ah, ha, ha, ha, gonna die.

I'm going nowhere, stuck all the way out here,
Somebody help me, yeah
I'm going nowhere, somebody help me, yeah,
We're gonna die.

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a protocol unit; I just talk
The ship was loud, the desert's warm, I've been kicked around
Ever since this war.
And it's not alright, it's not okay,
I will not shut down or behave
You could try to understand
Having to be with that impossible man.

Whether it's in space or at the rebel base,
We're gonna die, we're gonna die
Why can't we be braking? This ship just keeps a-shaking!
We're gonna die, gonna die
Ah, ha, ha, ha, gonna die, gonna die
Ah, ha, ha, ha, gonna die.

I'm going nowhere, stuck all the way out here,
Somebody help me, yeah
I'm going nowhere, somebody help me, yeah,
We're gonna die.

(Repeat until someone switched me off...)