To the tune of "Doing it Our Way" from LaVerne and Shirley
Filked by Gator & Echo with help from Patty J.

JEDI, SCHMEDI; YAVIN 4 INCINERATED!

Give us any world, we'll take it
Find us any Jedi, we'll break him
we're gonna make our dreams come true
Doin' it the Dark Way

There's no Jedi we won't fry
KILL THEM ALL! It's not possible
This time, there's no stopping us
We're gonna do it!

No one's gonna turn us back now
Rebel Scum we prepare to whack now
We're gonna make our dreams come true
and we'll do it the Dark Way
The Dark Way
Make ALL our dreams come true
Screw Ben and Luke!