To the tune of "Blue" by Eiffel 65
Filked by Jeff Suess

Yo, listen up: here’s a story
About a little droid
That’s white with a blue trim
And outlets and dull lights and everything he says is
Just beeps like bloop, nonsense and no sense
Through this hatch then they flew to the planet
With a view that sucks and everything is new for him
And his friend and the trouble began
’Cause he has got a vital new mission

Artoo (da ba dee)(da ba dye)(da ba dee)(da ba dye)
(da ba dee)(da ba dye)(da ba dee)(da ba dye)
Artoo (da ba dee)(da ba dye)(da ba dee)(da ba dye)
(da ba dee)(da ba dye)(da ba dee)(da ba dye)

Crashed through a dew mist with a few supplies
Spew is the bog’s way of saying get out
Goo are the swamps and all the trees are too
They found the Jedi and he’s three-foot-two
Stew is the dinner that he passed around
Knew he who Luke was and then trained him hard
Do or do not, don’t try to lift x-wing
Slew phantom Vader then fought the real thing

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Artoo (da ba dee)(da ba dye)(da ba dee)(da ba dye)
(da ba dee)(da ba dye)(da ba dee)(da ba dye)

He’s serving brew on Jabba’s huge sail barge
Threw the lightsaber to Luke just in time

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Artoo (da ba dee)(da ba dye)(da ba dee)(da ba dye)
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Just bloop he says, nonsense and no sense
Through blockades they rescue Amidala
A Naboo starship where its the big debut for him
To rewire and to save everyone
’Cause has has got the guts for the mission

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