Pretty Fly (For a Jedi)

To the tune of "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" by Offspring
Filked by HollywdLiz

When he became a padawan they told him he'd get chicks
But then he found out they were just a bunch of lying pricks
The Coruscant women wouldn't give him time of day
And when he'd ask them out they would just laugh and say "No Way!"

Young Obi-Wan was young and strong
But he hadn't had a date in oh so long
So he asked Qui-Gon, who told him a thong
Was the best way to get the chicks to come along

he went to a dance and took off his pants
And before he knew it he had found romance
He had found romance and now

Give it to me, Obi!
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Give it to me, Obi!
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Give it to me, Obi!
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
And all the girls say he's pretty fly for a Jedi

He got a little bolder and he wore a g-string
And then before he knew it he was having lots of flings
He stole a Sith Lord's girlfriend with his smooth and sexy sass
And then the Sith Lord told him that he'd kick his Jedi ass

They went outside and had a fight
A full fledged battle between dark and light
The wily Sith would dodge and weave
But Obi had a few tricks up his sleeve
He took off his pants and he started to dance
Around and around and around he pranced


He drew his lightsaber and he aimed for the Sith's head
And with a quick blow he struck the Sith Lord dead
Now he's really popular, the toast of Coruscant
And now Obi-Wan Kenobi can have any girl he wants.


POSTED 08.15.2005 / KEYWORDS: HollywdLiz