I've had it with this motherbleeping squee! I claim this blog for

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. She's in RETURN OF THE JEDI!
4. She's MUCH PRETTIER than Vader!
3. She married LUKE SKYWALKER
2. She KICKS ASS
1. She had red hair LIKE ME!

OMG NO WAI. Check out this blurb for Sacrifice!

A new era of exciting adventures and shocking revelations continues to unfold as the legendary "Star Wars" saga sweeps forward into astonishing new territory. The identity of Ben Skywalker's true father is revealed, linking him to the war-torn past and to the future of a prophecy made almost twenty years earlier, and Jacen continues to follow his dark destiny to a chilling confrontation on Korriban.

DEL REY HOW CULD YOU!!1!!1!!! Mara would NEVER do that to Luke!!!!!@!! I'm never buying a Star Wars novel AGAIN!

omg i luuuuuuv harry potter SO much and liek daniel radclif is SO cute and he and hermione are SO gona fall in luuuuuuv beacuse they are liek the hot ones, not ron hes SO ugly, but omg i saw these pix and he is liek totally NAKED in them omg and my mom saw them lol but now she say she wont let me see the new movie this sumer cause she sid it was liek indesent or whatever and omg it is so unfare lol

I LUV HARY POTTER AND STAR WARSSSSSSSS

i just red on Daniel Logan's uber-blog that he's gonna be in Indianna Jones 4. his character's gonna be named Bobby Fent. LOLOL!!!1!! get it?! so frakkin' kewl. like mole-kewl. seriously. he's gonna do the roll after he finishes his voiceoverzz for the new mando video game that Karen Travis wrote. w00t!

I just LOVE Star Wars books, and I think it would be awesome if they made EU movies one day. Maybe even episodes 7-9? OMG, I'd be so excited I'd like burst a gasket or something! Anyway, here are MY choices who would play my favorite characters!

AVRIL LAVIGNE as Jaina Solo		ZACHARY QUINTO as Jacen Solo		ZACH BRAFF as Anakin Solo

Ladies, BASHERS have taken over Wookiepedia. The changed the name of the site and all this stuff is screwed up but the wirst thing of ALL is that they've changed it so Mara's article is titled MARY SUE! This is a DISGRACE. I'm writing to George Lucas.

I was watching my discs today, and got sad and sickened again. Why do I keep doing this to myself? The prequels suck ass, and got worse with each movie. My therapist told me this week that I ought to get more in touch with my pain. (That's after the witch refused to refill my prescription again. Selfish beeyotch.) Anyway, I did some sole searching and decided to write a lament. I'm calling it Ode to George. Please r/review! Feedback is my heart's blood! Here it is:

what have you done to me?
a miasma of betrayal as memories seep.
once we drank of innocence,
childlike and untainted,
but your thirst grew.
and fed a morass of bitterness -
emotions follow memory, follow pain,
love bled dry.
in a torrent of bitterness,
i still love you.

OK, I had a TOTAL ephifany. You always know the galatac government is EVIL when it's run by men. SERIOUSLY! Mon Mothma and Princess Leia are the only things who can run things right. Just look at the evidance:

PALATINE: EVIL
MONMOTHMA: GOOD
LIEA: SUPER GOOD
BORSK FAILYA: BAD, BAD, BAD...and STUPID

CONCLUSION: The GFFFA ALWAYS need a Girl in charge.

!!MARA FOR PRESIDENT!!

P.S. OH, BTW I'll be posting the next chapter of fanfic where Anakin SOLO comes back from the dead and marries GAT's niece. (SHE IS NOT A **MARY SUE!!!** SHe's nothing LIKE ME!) I've got it planned out through like their grandkids and everything, so this Fic will LIVE FOREVER!

Y'know, I think it's important to talk about fanboys. They totes don't understand our devotion to the Men of Star Wars. All they want to talk about are ships and guns and stuff. If they only understood the true heart of the movie are the very characters (and, of course, actors) who make up the Star Wars universe.

But no! They just trash them all. Always criticizing. Where's their devotion?

On a certain forum that shall remain nameless, they were all talking about how Luke got all uglier by ROTJ. Are you kidding?! Luke is totally the heart of the story. And Mark Hamill was all hurt in that accident and everything. But he still looks hot in that movie. And his eyes are dreamy!

And then they trash-talk about Kit Fisto and how he was all sorta wimpy during that battle with Palpatine. But really. Kit Fisto is hawt. He has that sexy smile. It's just because Palpatine was so evil that he was able to overcome the pure heart that is Kit Fisto. (Not to mention the fact that the actor who plays him is mighty fine, himself.)

So fanboys need to just stop complaining. Any true Star Wars fan would think nothing but good thoughts about our guys!

Signed,
LukeRulzMyHrt

HANDS OFF!!!!1!

HEY GIRLZ LOOK AT THESE AWESOME PINUPS I FOUND!